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mini heart break

When you are a girl and you have a new friend that's non binary but was born with female parts and you text them asking for help on a math question and then you think your flirting but then after a bit of texting and then the friend says something like yea I do that especially with my friends and your listening to music the whole time this is happening and then when the friend says that a few seconds later Heather's by Conan Grey comes on and you just had a mini heart break because they said the word friends when you thought you where flirting 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
Mini heart break victim: Yea I was just texting with Dannie( not real person) and I thought we were flirting by they said no im just really affectionate with my friends when I said did I make you uncomfortable and now I'm sad as hell 💔

Random friend listening: yea it sounds like you are a mini heart break victim my friend
by I'm a possums ass August 26, 2021
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Frosted Mini Wheat

Fros-ted Mini Wheat
Function: noun

1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."

Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.

Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)

Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
by ShrimpingUSA.org March 22, 2010
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mini ranga jesus

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instax mini 8

The instax mini 8 is a type of Polaroidcamera.Its a instant camera so you see the film develop but don't shake it like a Polaroid
I love my instax mini 8
by Lopester December 28, 2016
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Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon
Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...
by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009
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mini monkey cock

extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.
dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower
by mini monkey lover January 18, 2004
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Tini-mini-Puf

Being in a party and watching people,nagging,criticise making faze,
taking care not to spoild garment,Etc.
You may say that he is Tini-mini-fuf.
Small person in behavior.Relats to minor things,not so important.
by shi.ouz August 27, 2005
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