The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
Get the Mantis Methodmug. Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
Get the The Octopus Methodmug. The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.
"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"
by wordturd777 October 12, 2022
Get the FF Methodmug. A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
Get the Method mathsmug. by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
Get the Vacuum methodmug. An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.
by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025
Get the The Triangle Methodmug. The method: A system one has mastered in order to bang a member of the opposite gender who is out of their leauge.
*sees a 5/10 guy walking down the street with his arm around a 10/10 girl*
I turn to my friend and point at the guy: "That guy must know the method"
I turn to my friend and point at the guy: "That guy must know the method"
by deez542728 February 16, 2024
Get the The Methodmug.