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mental masturbation

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."
by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008
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prep mentality

The way preps think. It says, "I'm better than you, and I don't care about you or what you have to say. So shut up." Most people don't even notice they have aquired a prep mentality, and it is most often seen as bitchiness. It's the prep mentality - not the way some one dresses - that makes someone preppy and/or a prep.
It's not that I hate preps, or think they're bad people, but it's the prep mentality that make me mad.
by WhatareyouTALKINGabout March 4, 2010
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Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full
I am mentally constipated.
by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011
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mental porn

After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.
by shindi April 29, 2008
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Its Mental

A term to decribe something of utter disbelief
James: Bloody hell, that kid is amazingly fat

Andrew: Wow, Its Mental!
by moffythementalcase February 28, 2008
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Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.
Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?
by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022
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Mental blackface

when you cause someone who is not black to think about themselves as black or imagin themselves as a black character.
Mental blackface is telling your asian girlfriend she is like Beyoncé.
by Ehines September 25, 2017
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