Matthew Moment

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.

We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.

by Book Soup February 7, 2023

Matthew Patthew

An intentional misspelling of Matthew Patrick, also known as MatPat.

Reddit meme: Matthew Patthew
Damien Lee: Hahaha, of course.

by bamfwag May 21, 2023

Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

Oliver Matthews

Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls

Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews

by Jordan Beighton August 4, 2016

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 20, 2017

sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018