Myspace magnet

Some one who spands to much time on Myspace

Hay Cat get off Myspace you myspace magnet.

by Erick Shun N.J. August 21, 2009

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Smokey Magnet

A car, typically of a brand or model, that has a notorious reputation for attracting the attention of police, especially highway patrol or state troopers (nicknamed "Smokey" after the "Smokey the Bear" hat). This vehicle often has a preponderance for traffic violations like speeding or reckless driving, making it a magnet for law enforcement—whether or not it's actually committing any infractions at the moment.

"That Camaro is a total Smokey Magnet—every time I see it, I swear the highway patrol is right behind it."

by Peregreena May 28, 2025

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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

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