Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.

Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

Load Slobber

Tommy Boy Asian

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available

by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021

Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.

I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.

by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023

Loaded Beef

It refers to a fart by someone who is a total gas bag who farts chronically every 5 minutes. It is advised to stay at a distance from the source at a 5 mile radius. The UN has recently outlawed the use of loaded beef as a weapon in war.

Come to Taco Bell for a Loaded Beef Burrito for only 89 cents!

by George the Hamster man October 30, 2013

Load dropping

When someone hijacks your upload to gain Intel.

I was getting mentally uploaded and someone started load dropping me.

by Jedsall July 10, 2022