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Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
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Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.
That boy is a shit load of trouble.
by Baretree September 10, 2018
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loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.
That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.
by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021
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scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.
Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
by TFAssassin November 25, 2020
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Load Slobber

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available
by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021
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Load the dock

When a circumcised man uses the foreskin of another man's uncircumcised penis to jack himself off until he ejaculates.
He had never touched his wiener to another wiener and though tonight he would go all out and load the dock.
by innovayahead November 16, 2014
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