Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022

The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.

Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"

by BrolicBlackLover May 5, 2023

hairy lisa

The act of unconsensual marriage with a gold fish with prostate problems whilst performing the WAP dance as dingle berries are hung from the ceiling as a piece offering to the roof gods , they must sing a song and then kiss such dingle berries by spontaneously floating .

"How'd you like the hairy Lisa last night ?" Asked Dale.

"We've gotta preform another hairy lisa!!" Said a random Amish who makes jam .

by Wouldntyoulike2knowmikewassous May 24, 2023

Mona lisa

To pull a robbery ; typically lured to a hotel by a beautiful women to a motel to be robbed by waiting men.

"Hey baby we need to come up let's pull a Mona lisa"

by Charlie Humboldt January 26, 2024

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024

Mona Lisa

If you call someone a Mona Lisa-a women but I guess could say to man it would mean that they're not the best looking overall but something about them makes them that way in your mind over anyone else. Meaning they are the best looking.

There were plenty of good looking people in the room but this person in particular captured my attention like the Mona Lisa in a gallery. Something about them was Mona Lisa like over the others I came to know

by Dimitri6923 December 18, 2024