Sargon's law 

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

Sargon's law by espook April 18, 2015

Douche Law 

An unspoken law of the universe, stating that attractive females are inherently drawn towards males of no purpose nor worth.

Chris Brown is such a douche bag, why the hell is Rihanna interested in him? Douche Law.

Douche Law by 1410 December 23, 2011

McKean's Law

Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."

Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.

McKean's Law by Fungibles August 20, 2011

Bakugou's Law

The more powerful a person is, the more short-tempered and arrogant they are. Named after Katsuki Bakugou from My Hero Academia.

Person 1: That dude is pretty strong, but he might end up killing someone if he doesn't be careful with that anger and ego of his.
Person 2: That's Bakugou's Law right there if you ask me.

Bakugou's Law by GunnyMan4 November 29, 2017

krohn's law 

Krohn's Law posits that any message broadcast on the Internet which exhorts its reader to share the message with everyone is almost certainly false.

John's post: Here's proof that Obama is a Kenyan! Share it with everyone!

Peter's comment: Krohn's Law.

krohn's law by Just passin thru January 25, 2018

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018

Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.

Steinberg's Law by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020