keynoard 

(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.

The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.

keynoard by Raccooninabox August 3, 2006

Keyboardedout 

Mental affliction that happens when one's wits and smarts have run out, due to stress or boredom.

I was like, all keyboardedout after spending an entire evening goofing off on that forum.

Keyboardedout by MeeToo December 13, 2002

Keybotard 

21st Century London term (originated from a typo) for someone who has a total inability to type correctly for whatever reason, usually inebriation.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.

MSN messenger conversation:

-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?

Keybotard by lia March 29, 2005

keyboardphobia 

Describing a phobia for a keyboard.

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keyboardphobia by JimmyMrBeat January 27, 2021

keyboardxagamin

An attention seeking child that fakes being suicidal for attention.

Anthony is such a keyboardxagamin.

keyboardxagamin by randompeople887 March 5, 2022

keyboqrd 

A French AZERTY keyboard, from the fact that typing "keyboard" like it was a standard QWERTY keyboard will result in writing "keyboqrd".

To everyone who is not French, keyboqrds are a massive mindfuck. The differences between an American keyboard and a French keyboard are substantial:
- The official name comes from first keys of the top line, which are AZERTY instead of QWERTY.
- The first two keys of the other two rows are not lucky as well. The middle row begins with QSDF, and the bottom row begins with WXCV.
- The M goes where the semicolon is; the comma, meanwhile, goes where the M is.
- CAPS LOCK is cruise control for numbers: you have to hold Shift or press Caps Lock to write them unless you have a numeric keypad. (This is one reason why desktop replacement computers are popular in France: in part, because they have a numeric keypad).
- Of course, all the punctuation is randomly dithered around the whole place.

- Your password still doesn't works? I've already reset it twice.
- I know, sir, but typing it right with these keyboqrds is pretty hard. I'm still used to American keyboards.

keyboqrd by Da_Nuke November 18, 2009

keyboardiliscious 

Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

keyboardiliscious by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008