bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 16, 2010

on some real junk

A term in which you are referring to something being completely serious and or real.

"Hey, I just took the biggest shit. On some real junk".
"On some real junk, that's really too much information.."

by Rainifer December 09, 2008

sport junk car

its just looking like a sport car but inside its just a junk car you might be deprresed if you try it

if was used in a a junk car and then try to make it better it will still remain junk by seeing its slow speed sport junk car

by lolypop July 20, 2010

Junk Yard Twat

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

junk food luck

when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.

chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"

by brando moskun July 23, 2011

nigger junk shit

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.

He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.

by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017

junk in da trunk

Big booty usually a big one that is very "velupcuious"(not spelled right).ba dunka dunk

That way you shake that "junk in da trunk" it turns me out.

by MonkeyPimp March 18, 2006