jumped

When someone sus starts talking to you non consensually

Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*

Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.

by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026

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Jummer

"Jummer's" are the arms of your friends.

Dang, your Jummer's look really nice today!

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Juper

A word that can mean anything, & everything being used as a filler word for sentences

You are a juper

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A word that can be used for anything and everything as a filler word in a sentence

Your a juper

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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.

Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.

by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007

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