july 17th

the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU

omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.

by jealousofthebirds August 5, 2021

FFFFFFourth of July

Find them.
Feel them.
French them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.

A certain Supreme Court nominee's favorite method of sexual assault.
See also: Devil's Triangle

Steve: Are you going to the FFFFFFourth of July?

Bill: No, and I'm calling the police before you're able to rape anyone, asshole.

by has_hillary_been_indicted_yet September 24, 2018

July 20th

A day where the most amazing girl ever was born she is smart, funny, and amazing at everything she does. She is a great athlete and she is sexy as HELL. She does cheerleading and she can sing. She is little but CRAZY. everyone wants to be friends with a girl born on this day. (If a guy is born on this day he is average)

“That girl is mighty fine”
“Duh bruh she was born on July 20th”

by Sexysassysucker October 15, 2019

july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.

People born july 31 are awesome.

by bigblackmangos November 22, 2021

July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.

Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea

by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018

July 26th

THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.

July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN

by BLOWSUDADDY69 November 13, 2021

July 21

National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day.

On this day, you can give your teacher a kiss.
This kiss can be done anywhere. Cheek, lips, arm, hand, neck, e.t.c. Where ever you want!

(Make sure you have your teachers consent by the way)

"Why is Zach kissing our teacher?..." - Jennifer

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's July 21st, which means today is National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day, so it's fine." - Zoey

"Oh okay." - Jennifer

by ThatGreatGenius! July 4, 2023