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Josh

he is boy that smells like shit and all round pedo he likes milking zaines big titties
hey jjosh is goona get some curry
by josh's ex manz October 7, 2019
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Josh

Josh’s are definitely not loyal at all and cannot be trusted don’t date a josh
Person 1: who’s that guy cheating on his girlfriend

Person2: it’s probably a josh
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JOSH

A manly man with some taight legs and always has the curls, typically Indian and cant stay out at party’s past 10, Scared of all roller coasters (including the kiddie ones) doesn’t know bob Marley but can belt out the chorus of any Drake song, can make up things fast like ghost in the grav- I mean goat in the barnyard Shepard’s late night at grandpas, sugar daddy with a FAT daddy Rolex, bust most of all you will never be able to forget that JAWLINE.
Man look at da jawline am I right
Awh snap he must be a josh

Hey can you make up a lie real quick?
Sure lemme go grab daddy Josh

Hey wanna get a group to go on that kiddie coaster
Sure just don’t invite josh he’d chicken out
by SACKANDALINE December 25, 2019
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Josh

Amazing, hot, funny guy who will always make you laugh. Always looks out for you and can tell when you upset, and can make you feel better instantly. Also normally very good at sports and is a ladies man.

Girl 1: OMG Becky that guy is so hot!
Becky: I know, he is so nice too
Girl 1: the other day he yell at this guy who was cat calling me!
Becky: wow I need a josh in my life
by Like cats June 7, 2018
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Josh

Josh has dirty blonde hair and gray blue eyes. Josh is such a nice person. You get to know him and then after a while he'll go from annoying to loveable. Makes some very sexual comments from time to time (always). You get used to it though. After you fall for him it's hard to get back up. Even a simple nod from him makes you swoon. He wears a lot of plaid shirts and never is seen without jeans. He looks so hot in plaid. He will have a twin not as hot but close and about an inch shorter. His twin will either be named Justin or jake. After about a year your likely to get to be his girlfriend if you played your cards right.
Josh is such a nice guy I hope I can score a date with him.
by Joshylover12 April 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh the asshole that left to go get smokes and called his kid FAT
by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
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Joshed

When u've been jacked/robbed more then 5 times.
by Crooklynn May 21, 2020
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