Alex Jones

Alex Jones is the American journalist who created the infowars media company. He is know for delivering an uncensored, unfiltered dose of testosterone widely misunderstood by the mainstream. Sheeple have reported trauma, self doubt and man-bun remorse after hearing his broadcasts. this is a common reaction to hearing the truth after a lifetime of communist subversion and brainwashing.

“Why did they kick Alex Jones off YouTube?”
“Because he hurts their narrative by dropping truth bombs”

by Dr.Roostertail November 27, 2020

jim jones

Tight rapper with some crazy/mad skillz. (Represents Dipset)

"Since I made a gang of bucks
No, i aint been hangin much
Still slide through, fly coops
And the chains is plush
Keep the bang in tuck
In case i gotta bang a fuck
CUZ WE CERTIFIED GANGSTERS"

-certified gangsters

by Da greatest July 28, 2004

Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

by ryanslover69_420 May 08, 2018

Christmas Jones

A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.

Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.

by Regualr Vander September 22, 2011

Robot Jones

Robot Jones is a really robot on Cartoon Network. It was cancelled because no one liked it much.

Robot Jones is so cute.

by Danielle October 12, 2004

lucy jones

Lucy is the type of girl that is hot but says she is ugly funnyish has really good friends and is a flirt on occasion. She can be intelligent when it's the right subject and is going to end up being the love of your life whether u realize it or not. You will probably meet " lucy jones " in middle school and high school. Boys hold on to her 4 as long as u can.

Damn look at lucy jones
Wish lucy jones was single

I'm falling for lucy jones
Your lucky u have lucy jones hold on to her

by Thiccckkkkass November 09, 2017

phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone

Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones

by dogmeatz January 18, 2008