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jock

people who think they are more important than the world itself...because they play sports.
what about doctors, nurses, humanitarian workers, making the world a better place and the real heroes of todays society! should they think they are better than anyone else?
well theyre better than jocks for sure!
there are certainly those who are good for nothing except for their sports, drinking/other drugs, raping people of both sexes and committing other crimes, and getting a pat on the back or cock up the arse by their jock mates!
many who play their sports are bogans or other words you can use to describe people who do nothing for society except filling up jail.
and they do spend their time on urban dictionary and doing other "nerdy" things, despite what they say.
and you also dont even have to look at them to get a response like "what are you lookin at faggot?" or along those lines!
of course, then you get those who pick on others and stop if they meet their match, or even someone who is more than that!
now this doesnt mean that all of them are like this, but if some turned on each other and ending up killing themselves the world would be a much better place!
of course the sports clubs must share some of the blame though!
random 1: "hey did you see brent didn't say a word to us today?"
random 2: "yeah jason must have did something to him or said something to shut him the fuck up"
random 1: "yeah typical cock nob jockey serves him fuckin right if it did hey?"
by youdon'tknowme! November 19, 2010
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jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.
Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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jock

derogative/slang term for someone from Scotland.
"I might be a Jock, but your an english ****"
by Randyhippo July 11, 2004
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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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on your jock

flattering someone to the point of self humiliation.
did you check out ez greasy? the minute you got the hookup with bmg, he was on your jock.
by krik May 11, 2008
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Jockgina

Women don't have jocks like men, so Jockginas are used to refer to their jocks. This is not sexual innuendo or meaning. Invented originally by Shri G.
Shri: "If you don't get off my jock, I'll get on your's!"
Karen: "Haha, I don't have a jock!"
Shri: "I'll get on your jockgina!"
by Shrig94 January 15, 2010
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crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.
Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.
by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006
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