Lia Marie Johnson

the fucking hottest chick on youtube

pervert1:dude I'd fuckin bang Lia Marie Johnson.
pervert2: Me to. Those tits

by nail yakupov December 30, 2013

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Johnson bar

A dildo. Also daddle, Cantonese groin

"I'm not into those silly toys with ducks, beavers or the whole darn menagerie. Prefer to stick in a plain Johnson bar to get the good ole vibes"

by Van Dick the Smaller August 31, 2012

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ginger johnson

A disrespectful reference to a male with red hair.

Last night at the frat party everyone overheard Alice tell Sarah "Girl, I want to bounce. This place is full of ginger johnsons."

by Philip and Katrina October 6, 2008

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mackenzie johnson

to t-bone a friend's parked car

DUDE, YOU MACKENZIE JOHNSON'D BUBBA'S CAR!!!!

by oneofmackenziesfriends September 6, 2010

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the biggiest manwhore around, is a totall douche , she never have a girlfriend, uses girls for the body but to bad he cant go far enough to touch them , i hope he gets beat up so bad , that is shane johnson <3

me: "he did you here Shane Johnson got his ass beat yesterday?"
them: " ugh hell yea , cause he dumped that one chick right?"
me:" not just that he showed her pictures to people, so he got beat "
them: " bought time people showed him who the boss is , freaking jerk"

:D

by your mom beoch August 17, 2011

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