Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

Jewish

jews are not from isreal

"your jewish" "yeah" "you fucking murderer" "?????"

by omarialdialdialdi February 14, 2025

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.

"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."

by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022

An Jewish Hero

A Jewish person or a person from Israel that becomes An Hero by killing themself, that's what Encyclopedia Dramatica should add to their terms list.

Lost your iPod to the Goys? This article contains An Jewish Hero.

by ThomasBloxia May 15, 2025