Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
by Solocupgirl December 10, 2019
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jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany
''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''
by jared is my baby February 01, 2021
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Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared
by Brian Beegly November 09, 2019
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That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.
by PP Monger321 June 09, 2019
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Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”
by pineappleexpress333 October 09, 2022
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Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 24, 2022
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jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level
Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease
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