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ITALIOTS

Italians that despite the Italy is falling asunder they keep on voting berlusconi
berlusconi: I promise you a million places of employment! ITALIOTS VOTED HIM AND now in Italy: unemployment at the most historical
berlusconi: less taxes for everybody!
ITALIOTS VOTED HIM AND now in Italy: fiscal pressure to 47%
by WeDON'Tvotedberlusconi December 18, 2010
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italian slide

Where the woman rubs her vagina against the shaft of the man's cock, AKA cameltoe slide
you dont need any condoms for the "italian slide"
by Italiano69 December 22, 2008
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The Italian Stallion

When after sleeping with a girl, she passes out. The Italian Stallion is when the guy, still horny, jerks off on her sleeping and amazingly she stays asleep. Then in the morning, stain and all the guy mentions nothing. She's been hit by the Italian Stallion.
After leaving this guy's apartment, I noticed a stickiness on my cleavage. Crap, hit again by Luca the Italian Stallion.
by MDEChicago April 21, 2010
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italian

THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
by SalvatoreG April 21, 2006
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italian nigger

An individual of Italian background who has such dark tan skin that they are just as dark as light skinned black people.
Wow, that Italian guy is so black, he iis like an Italian nigger!
by Niggalova2010 May 20, 2010
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Italian tuxedo

A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Also commonly called an Italian dinner jacket or IDJ.
Johnny wore his Italian tuxedo when he applied for the new job.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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italian

only the all time coolest race in the enitre world. they are good at everything, and anything. they acually know how to sing, beautiful languages, and peaceful people.
im italian. my dad is part italian.
by theREALItalian... June 22, 2007
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