1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017

nine inch nail

1. A word for a member of the band Nine Inch Nails. Properly capitalized in order to signify that it's pertaining to NIN.

2. A dick that's nine inches.

1. Trent Reznor's my favorite Nine Inch Nail.

2. That's quite the nine inch nail you've got there.

by Tako#2739 August 17, 2021

one inch demon

A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long

"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"

by Ariegl July 16, 2018

Invisible inch

An extra inch of penis, located at the base, that is exposed when pushing down the surrounding fat.

I called Victoria over so I could get some stink on my twink, and she didn't look that scared when I showed her the meat so I made sure to give her the invisible inch. My neighbors called the cops and when they came I answered the door wearing nothing but her nuva ring.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Inch

Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage

“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”

by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018