A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"
"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010
When a play, movie, or other visual art reaches a very emotion point, and someone kills the mood, typically by dropping something. Coined during Q-Artistry's 2014 run of Zurkis Grimm.
by panicedathedisco July 20, 2014
Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.
by Oreva1 August 08, 2020
1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).
Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).
Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.
That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.
Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.
That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.
Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 04, 2013
A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.
"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."
by IntlBizGuy November 16, 2009
by Nabeel, January 12, 2008