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bum-upper

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
by Dexterity August 10, 2006
mugGet the bum-uppermug.

bum gravey

anal discharge, that often comes out looking like turkey gravey.
"ohh man, i had serious bum gravey last night"
by .dongattack! September 20, 2003
mugGet the bum graveymug.

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)
It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down
by Joedude20 September 28, 2010
mugGet the Bum-Mouthingmug.

Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class
Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch
by Grace is awesome June 2, 2021
mugGet the Bum switchmug.

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump
jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest
by christopher prince August 12, 2008
mugGet the Bum Frittermug.

Bum Pepsi

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall

Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress

I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi

That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
by Aaronldn June 17, 2016
mugGet the Bum Pepsimug.

bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.
God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.
by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017
mugGet the bum sprainmug.

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