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People who are disapointed that you don't know the band they like, wear suspenders, make ironic jokes, wear lots of hats (especially toques), read lots of books, enjoy wiriting, enjoy mixtapes, dislike most of the mainstream, or have names like Braxton would be considered hipster.
Also hipsters are often those who protest being called a hipster. It would be too mainstream for them.
your friend: "Hey, that new kid's name is Braxton."

you: "Whoa, why is he wearing suspenders?"

your friend: "I don't know, but he just asked about some band called the Hundreds. What a hipster!"

Braxton: "I'm not a hipster!!!"
by jDeo January 13, 2011
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Hipster

A hipster is male or female that wears tight jens, v-neck sweaters, cop shades, scarfs and old worn out flats.
by TendallasukisukiHarper June 10, 2010
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Hipster

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)
by penny rigby May 31, 2006
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hipster dyke

Wears skinny and/or tight-fitting jeans, band tees, and vegan shoes. Also may sport large aviator sunglasses and studded belts. Has a cool, laid-back attitude. Usually hangs out at coffee shops, the cinema, or local shows. Loves music and of course, hot girls. Examples are Tegan and Sara, Samantha Ronson, and Shane McCutcheon from The L Word.
See that hot hipster dyke over there? I'm going to go ask her out.
by hickschicks2010 June 29, 2009
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hipster

A social group typically in their mid 20's to early 30's, Hipsters are an offshoot of Gen Y thought to derive from a class of disgruntled upper-middle-class suburbanites, frustrated with the lack of culture that comes with having a life devoid of poverty. Disenfranchised in their youth by the Abercrombie generation, Hipsters-with the support of generous trust funds-propagated into various cultural centers around the country, and proceeded to replace the endemic and unique qualities of such areas with urban outfitters, american apparels, buffalo exchanges, and a host of Pho noodle joints and falafel stands. Thus, while Hipsters pride themselves on being mainstream contrarians, they in fact unwittingly create a "sub-culture" as large and annoying as the one they rail against.
Hipster 1: Hey check out how this new filter on my Hispstamatic App makes my photos reflect my artistic and brooding qualities!!
Hipster 2: oh wow man! You should totally take a picture of this PBR can an put it on Fbook!!
Hipster 3: Have you heard the new Bon Iver?
by Tanksilver June 23, 2011
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Hipster Cable

The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.
Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.
by Astroure June 10, 2013
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hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.
HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008
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