Herpesaurus

A word explaining growth on a persons face or lips that resembles a case of the herpes.

Bill: Wow, whats that on her face?
Johnny: I dont know man, it looks like the herpesaurus!

by INTHEFACE! January 21, 2010

hersey kiss

When two gay guys fuck each other in the ass, suck each other's dick after and kiss.

Steven and I Hersey kissed last night.

by Buckey15 July 24, 2017

Horses

The creation of horses can be traced to 2019 when lil nas x used the demon gods to make the horse a form of society to ride on

I got the horses in the back

by john insertnamehere October 13, 2019

lodged horseshoe

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.

Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.

by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

Spanking Horses

A synonym regarding the point at where someone is taking the piss or piss-taking about something. IOW, taking the mick.

Mr Suly, don't you think that Sir Xavier is spanking horses when it comes to how long he takes using the squat rack.

What? Did she cheat on you? Na, that's spanking horses man.

by Spanking Horses September 6, 2019

halo herpes

when a halo player is stuck with several sticky grenades at once giving the illusion that he has some kind of STD

I was ahead but then I got the halo herpes.

by TheFrenchTickler225 May 2, 2010