who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.
Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)
by Najaboi4life February 04, 2018
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Full range of help

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.
Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
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wtf help im traped

wtf why am in a website help
omfg help this is not a meme

how did i end up here wtf

wtf help im traped
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Happy to help

The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.
Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023
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Help a furry day!

Help a furry day is helping a furry you can help by giving water to overheating fursuiters
*fursuiter overheating in their suit*
*normal person* hey, I heard it's help a furry day so.. I thought you might need some help?
*fursuiter* thank you so much and it IS help a furry day!
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A cry for help

You had better hope not.
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
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Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.
Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook
by punrigby November 22, 2021
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