pink hat

An overzealous, bandwagoner typically female fan of a recently successful local pro sports franchise. Characterized by the brand spanking new officially licensed pink team hat. Typically spends majority of game chatting on cell phone, waving to tv camera, asking idiotic questions & being a stupid annoying nuisance in general. Most commonly found at Fenway Park & Foxboro Stadium.

"Ohhhh it's so cold up here in the bleachers, can we go home after the 7th period is over?"

"Put a sweater on, shut up, and we aren't leaving til the 9th INNING's over you dumb pink hat whore"

by D-Gags July 30, 2008

Jimmie Hat

a condom

Be sure to have a jimmie hat always, because it's 2010 and girls are DTF now more than ever. :)

by elfrifo420 February 3, 2010

Chef's Hat

A half-used tampon which, due to it's incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top

"I can't believe that club skank left a chef's hat in my kitchen"

After the Romanian Girl Guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef's hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.

by dirtychef July 18, 2010

Holy hat

A strange, excited utterance one says when confronted with the fact that he is a complete dick.

Literally no human had ever said “Holy hat!” before until Kevin Kietzman did when defending his morally repugnant comments about Coach Andy Reid.

by silltothebill June 24, 2019

Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

wet hat

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

by nb c lo May 26, 2009

All hat and no cattle

A slang phrase from the Southwestern United States, indicating a person is more image or projection than actual substance.
It is probably derived from the region's contempt for people who are not cowboys or ranchers but who try to mimic the frontiersman image through superficial adoption of the region's folkways.

President Bush's new tax plan is supposed to help the struggling middle class and revitalize the stock market. However, closer analysis reveals that he's just all hat and no cattle.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003