Halo Combat Evolved is a Game where a Man called John or Master Chief or 117 Is awoken from his cyro-sleep to kill some alien bastards, Halo Combat Evolved was originally made in 2001 for Xbox. It was released for PC in 2004.
Halo Combat Evolved is also one of the most badass games in history of gaming.
Halo Combat Evolved is also one of the most badass games in history of gaming.
“Hey dude wanna do Halo: Combat Evolved??”
“Sure Dude”
These guys are the most badass guys in history.
“Sure Dude”
These guys are the most badass guys in history.
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The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.
Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.
Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
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It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.
As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.
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Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.
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Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
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