Greg

Awesome kid with a fucking huge dick that penetrates any bitch with maximum brutality,and is just a great person

Man:That greg is fucking awesome
Woman:especially in bed, I can barely walk after last night!

by Awesome gman June 14, 2014

Greek Mind Games

Normally used to describe a favour that is not actually a real favour. Someone who countlessly needs to remind you that they are looking out for you, when they are really not. The individual is more often than not Greek and extremely arrogant.

Human 1: Buddy(gino voice), you just dropped your five dollar bill on the floor.

Human 2: Oh, thanks dude, appreciate that.

Human 1: See what I do for you r'e, now your family can eat because of me.

Human 2: Fuck you jerk, don't play your Greek Mind Games with me.

by x1940coupex January 20, 2007

gregging

To intentionally ignore someone. Typically because they have annoyed you.

Girl 1: You still talking to that guy we met?
Girl 2: No, he is so annoying, he won't leave me alone. I am totally gregging him.

by got-gregged January 10, 2011

Greg Oden Syndrome

Somebody who looks way older then what they really are

Steve: "Christina looks 38 years old"
John: "Dude, shes 19 years old"
Steve: "What the fuck! Does she have Greg Oden Syndrome?"
John: "Yea"

by Bananasplit1075 March 12, 2011

Greek Cheese

#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad

Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding

by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009

gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

old greg

a hot ass british scally man fish who loves baileys

"omg look at that guy, hes such an old greg"

by bob metjian June 24, 2008