This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
Jay bizzle : oi get up peter!
peter: naaaaa cant be bothered G
Jay bizzle: bloody hell your such a greasy lout!
peter: naaaaa cant be bothered G
Jay bizzle: bloody hell your such a greasy lout!
by ghetto boi 2 October 12, 2011
by CjBoy October 08, 2021
Unlike the ordinary cakefart, a greasy cakefart has the addition of a greasy like substance flow from the anus while the cakefart is released.
greasy cakefart
by Cake Boss March 11, 2010
an uncontrollable disease in which a women a women goes beyond a slut or a whore and becomes something completely new and monsterous
guy 1 "dude i had an awesome time last night!"
guy 2 "what happened?"
guy 1 "i fucked stephanie"
guy 2 "shes such a greasy hall".
guy 2 "what happened?"
guy 1 "i fucked stephanie"
guy 2 "shes such a greasy hall".
by LCSS April 11, 2014
1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
by boobyhumps February 14, 2020