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Clear goggles

The phenomenon of utter awareness of one's own and others' actions, that one experiences when abstaining from drinking on a night out.
"I'm wearing my clear goggles tonight. I'm going to punch Dave in the face and then blame it on alcohol. God, I hate Dave."

"Tom thinks we were all too drunk to remember what he did last night. But I was wearing my clear goggles"
by Jungle Panda November 21, 2009
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ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.
I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.
by Deliriums February 9, 2010
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Obama Goggles

Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
by flagdecal December 20, 2013
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Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.
Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."
by Monmouth March 3, 2008
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swiss goggles

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.
holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes

you guys suck
by Saunders January 1, 2004
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bukkake goggles

goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.
yo that bitch in has some big ass bukkake goggles.
by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
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