Gabe is the fattest Hispanic you will ever meet, he's very hungry and never fulfilled, he really loves tacos and sleepy hallow. Don't get on his bad side or he will probably eat you, its uncommon for him to say something funny but when he does its always a zinger.
by GabeBenitezFAN January 23, 2024
Gabes is a hot guy and he knows it. Hes walks into a room and is the best looking man there. Hes a sex god. Every girl wants him and every guy wants to be him. But he has a girlfriend named alessia that he loves very much. Better luck next time. Don’t try stealing alessias man, she will hunt u down and kill u!!
by Brei200505 June 01, 2019
Gabe is s very handsome boy. Gabe’s are usually very athletic they love football. Gabe’s are smart too. Whoever is his girlfriend she is very lucky Gabe’s are nice also.
by Hossyeh November 22, 2018
by HUNNYBOOBOO>>> November 05, 2019
Gabe is a pussy eater
by Gahahsurudh November 23, 2021
A kid that looks like eminem with white hair that has a scar on his forehead and if you take his football he'll wipe his ass with his finger!
by Chink_balls_ass_and_gooch January 20, 2020
A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
by Akoangbatas January 12, 2020