Hey, have you noticed that since Adam moved to Florida, the number of funkees has nearly doubled? And it’s not even spring break!
Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
by ProfessorQuincyAdamsWagstaff January 16, 2019
An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
by the funky kind February 18, 2011
old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
by been jammin July 30, 2005
good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew
by Kc August 27, 2003
by Stan everglow January 12, 2021
An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
by Tonycanuck99 June 08, 2007
When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.
by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022