Fuct

When something is so fucked, duct tape can't even fix it

Red green: "Yup, this is fuct."

by Sheathena July 11, 2019

Funck

To vanish after releasing a hyped game with broken mechanics and shallow content as a cash grab and then only patching the minimal amount of bugs so that no legal trouble can be caused.

Person 1: "Hey man, how's your project coming?"
Person 2: "Oh, that shoddy piece of crap? Did a Funck, now I'm rich AF!"
Person 1: "Wow, you're a jerk!"

by DonglyKnob October 2, 2019

Fuctoid

A total idiot, one who is clueless, self-centered, or greedy.

Oh, him? What a fuctoid!

by MaxGain April 24, 2020

Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by anonymous May 4, 2020

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Fucts

Like facts but so fucking good that its fucts.

Person 1: Yo mama!

Person 2: Fucts.

by Barnak Obamuh October 9, 2020

Fucted

Technical term for something that is broken/buggered. From the acronym FUCT - Failed Under Continuous Testing

The phone was well and truly fucted after being dropped onto a tiled floor for the 13th time in under an hour.

by nobody cares November 5, 2020