fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

The Holy Fork

Synonymous with good food. Shares easy to make recipes that make your mouth water and drool. Makes people wait for their special menus but when the wait is over like everything else, nails this too.

Damn that tastes sooo good, it must be The Holy Fork

by sallymcnally November 24, 2021

dutch fork middle

A School everybody hates! basically A HELL HOLE!!

I hate Dutch fork middle school so much

by unkownhuman5667 November 21, 2023

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 03, 2022

Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 04, 2023

Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

by JM99 Official December 08, 2023