Lava Ass

When spicy or bad foods cause indegestion leading to diarrhea. The common feeling of lava running out of your sphincter.

spicy food in , and spicy food out

"I dont think its a good idea to eat all this spicy food, you might get lava ass later."

by Loser471 October 4, 2015

ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015

Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.

Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.

by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013

Ass Chatty

To be gassy.

Them beans made me Ass Chatty

by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013

ass nation

A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created

*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*

"Well this is just ASS NATION!"

by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013

bison ass

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.

The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012