stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017

university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

complete breakfast

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

by The Shoeless May 12, 2015

Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

by cfthirteen June 10, 2017

breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.

Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.

by Actuarius81 November 1, 2023

Tradies breakfast

A breakfast diet consisting of a caffeine drink such as a convince store iced coffee or energy drink and a cigarette.

This weeks been hectic had a tradies breakfast every morning.

by Tyrus05 September 16, 2022

McDonald's breakfast

That'll make your p0ssy throb

That'll make your pussy throb means that the food is so good example McDonald's breakfast

by 7E8EURID July 15, 2021