When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 01, 2017
Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 06, 2017
(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.
by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004
When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
by SnifersRow July 07, 2017
When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
by cfthirteen June 11, 2017
by Gaben icespear July 05, 2023
Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
by Felix is cool December 10, 2015