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Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a gameand then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
mugGet the Childrenmug.

children's movie

Aye wanna go see a children's movie
by The only pug July 17, 2021
mugGet the children's moviemug.

Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
Example used in a sentnce:

I hate children.
I despise children.
by xFly_ May 10, 2022
mugGet the Childrenmug.

children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
mugGet the children's armymug.

Children of the Korn

“They’re one of them damn Children of the Korn
by anonymous music lover December 26, 2023
mugGet the Children of the Kornmug.

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
mugGet the blanket childrenmug.

Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.
Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
mugGet the Harmed your childrenmug.

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