Flying Pigeon

The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!

WTF bro? Dirty Sanchez's are so lame, give her a Flying Pigeon!

by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017

fill and fly

Filling up one's tank with gasoline and then driving off without paying for it.

Tiyanawanikatisha got busted for fill and fly after the gas station surveillance camera caught her license plate.

by Krystylynne March 18, 2007

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.

The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.

by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011

Fly-away

A passive aggressive way of saying ‘get the fuck out of my way’. It is used to not swear but be intimate. It’s origins are from Nigeria but the phrase has slowly drifted to English boarding.

‘Fly-away if you don’t want to get hurt’

by kurumlu18 March 26, 2020

Nigger fly

A fly that is annoying, loud, and keeps dodging the swatter.

I finally killed that shit eating nigger fly.

by entity2501 October 5, 2021

fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)

Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.

by Talisman2 January 24, 2011