Flower Shower

The act of having a woman with a hairy vagina urinate on you as if you were taking a shower.

Dude, your mom gave me a Flower Shower last night!
I got my first Flower Shower yesterday and it was awesome!
Her Bunny Bacon ruined my Flower Shower!

by Mandudeski August 31, 2013

Flower Mound

Flower Mound is a classy place to live. It has two high schools, Marcus High School and FMHS. However Mustang Matt has it all wrong, Marcus is the shit and 10x better than FMHS. We are better than average at sports and academics. Marcus has a big rivalry with Lewisville High school called the battle of axe. and wimpy FMHS tried to replicate that with the battle of the mound, which no one at Marcus even cares about. Most people from FMHS are spoiled, racist brats who like to do drugs, while MHS people are cooler. Flo Mo as it is called is the shit.

"Where are you from?"
"Flower Mound"
"Oh, do you go to Marcus or FMHS"
"Marcus"
"Oh okay, good, you arent a little bitch then"

by From the FloMo March 10, 2010

Flower boy

A guy who attracts the "bees"(girls) .

Damn,dude's making them all em chicks crazy for him

Yh.
Hes a flower boy

by Sucasa May 30, 2018

flower ass

fake ass,white ass

fake poser wanna be redneck honky

2pac song "fake ass bitches"
"...I can see right through your flower ass..."

mark buster fake ass bitch snitch

by Sexy Original Gangster March 20, 2014

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

flowering

all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring

Yeah, Last Nite I Was A House Party And This Well Fit Guy Came Over And Started Feelin Me Up And Then I Turned Arond And He Got With Me And Then He LOcked The Door And He Flowered Me And I Was Like Now I'm A Hardcore Slag!!! ...FLOWERING...

by Del Demery December 6, 2006

flopper

When a man makes the mistake of wearing basketball shorts to work or on his activities and for no distinct reason has a semi hard on, that annoys him throughout the day

Yeah but I gotta run home first and change into some jeans, I've been a flopper all day.

by Mr. Flopper June 28, 2011