Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

nigga flexing

wasting money on the latest trends

Look at them jordans, you nigga flexing

by E46drifter March 18, 2019

bring the flex

When you stop being nice and humble and you show others your superiority

"Bru, i'm sick of this dude I'm about to bring the flex

by indigoproxy March 19, 2019

first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

Thoti-flex

A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.

Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar

Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!

Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?

Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.

by Thoti-flex March 24, 2019

Weird flex but okay

Random shit you say when you watch a ricegum video or a MrBeast video (all tho mr beast videos are cool). (mrbeast if you are reading this plz give me money)

UGH, Rice Gum ?? Weird Flex But Okay.

by RandomKid666 April 15, 2019

Sturdy Flex

A sturdy flex is when a flex gets down to a persons core and offends their moral.

“I have more money then you”

“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”

“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”

by The Bingster April 18, 2019