filtercrap

The act of taking a shit, or a dump, in the airfilter of someones car, so that whenever the owner turns on the air-conditioning, or especially the heating, the car will spew out the vile smell of shit in the airfilter.

person1: My girlfriend just dumped me... iu wish i could get back at her.

person2: awe, thats a shame, she had a really nice car. hey! i just had a great idea!

person1: is it an evil revenge scheme to get back at her?

person2: lets take a dump in her car's air filter! her car will smell like shit for EVER!

person1: yeah! great idea, we'll give her the best "filtercrap" ever!

by maxkosz December 3, 2009

finger in the booty ass bitch

A term used to describe someone who irritates others easily.

Kanye west.

That's why you're a finger in the booty ass bitch

by St.luke January 27, 2017

Finger Tipping

FInger tipping is the perfect excuse to not let someone win. If you just want to be first place just tell them that they were finger tipping

"I saw you finger tipping so your disqualified," or, "NO! I saw you finger tipping! Your out!"

by Guy who has no social skills April 12, 2021

five finger fiesta

the art of male masturbation. see also booping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey

That party was boring so I went home and had myself a little five finger fiesta.

by phil winkler December 19, 2004

five finger feedback

To give a high five after doing something awesome.

Guy #1: I just scored
Guy #2: Sick shot man
Guy #1: Ya man, gimme some five finger feedback

by Sturox December 24, 2007

Two Finger Susie

Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.

Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.

by Smilin' Bob August 11, 2008

Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009