pube fairy

The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.

I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.

pube fairy by badoig April 1, 2008

beer fairy 

The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does its work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. This creature, comes into your apartment (or other party facility) and glues all of ur cups to the counter and tables. The beer fairy then fills many beer cans back up half way. Sometimes the fairy even goes as far as to take things and punch holes in walls. This is reason why so many people find their dwellings in these conditions the morning after a party.

Damn! The beer fairy has struck again. All these pong cups are stuck to the counter!

Who punched all these holes in our walls and broke all our knuckles? The beer fairy did. The beer fairy loves 108.

beer fairy by choche March 12, 2005

jizz fairy 

a mythical fairy that visits males during sleep and sprinkles them with semen. the jizz fairy is used to explain nocturnal emissions (also known as "wet dreams").

The jizz fairy paid me a visit last night, so I decided to wash my sheets today.

jizz fairy by E. Ho February 19, 2009

Fellatio Fag Fairy 

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

Fellatio Fag Fairy by Tronathon September 14, 2008

Cum Fairy 

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed

Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night

Cum Fairy by telie December 24, 2005

Tooth Fairy 

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

Tooth Fairy by It'sALie August 22, 2010

lawn fairy

A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.

"I saw a lawn fairy in the park yesterday."

lawn fairy by BP7 June 23, 2006