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Facebook Complainer

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.
Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.
by preparation_H August 13, 2011
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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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Facebook Hypemanning

-verb
1. Backing up your pals on facebook by repeating some of their words, to make it seem like they're a rapper.
Simon Smith
sick of the builders drilling outside my window, I'm bout to go out there and break some hard hats

Frank Jones
BREAK SOME HARD HATS!

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Sally Brown
stop posting statuses about bieber you morons

Katie Gardener
MORONS! YEAH!

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Chris Turner
baww I'm so hungry gonna get some toast

Jack Harper
GET SOME TOAST! RESPECT IT!

Chris Turner
jack what are you doing?

Jack Harper
I was facebook hypemanning

Chris Turner
I wish you were dead
by ShaolinPete November 20, 2011
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Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
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The idea that any two people on Facebook can be connected through no more than 4 mutual friendships.

The average person has 130 friends on Facebook, meaning that they have on average 130² friends of friends, 130³ friends of friends of friends, and so on. In six degrees that encompasses 130^5 people. This is 3.7 billion people, more than the entire global Facebook community.
Jane is friends with Mark
who is friends with Karisa
who is friends with Oleshia
who is friends with Chenwei
who is friends with 손재호

Six Degrees of Facebook Separation
by AngryFrenchCanadian January 22, 2011
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Facebook Pull

The act of copying photos from an individual's Facebook page to your computer as a precaution against deletion or removal. This is always done without the photo's owner's permission. Usually applies to scandalous photos of hot chicks and/or embarrassing poses or moments.
"I just totally Facebook pulled the photos of Libby in her low cut dress..."
by Meow Mix Muto January 14, 2009
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facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.
I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!
by tallyhallic April 27, 2009
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