A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.
"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."
by brooklyncat May 11, 2009
Get the Facebook crushmug. by kscar May 4, 2008
Get the facebook officialmug. This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.
by Master bv October 12, 2010
Get the Facebook Photographermug. A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.
Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.
by selvol December 17, 2013
Get the facebook fuckermug. A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.
by Simple corn January 20, 2011
Get the Facebook Losermug. A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.
Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.
by JPJP January 24, 2010
Get the Facebook punditmug. The shortlived fame someone seeks and receives by doing something stupid only for people to forget about it shortly thereafter upon realizing its insignificance.
Joe: dude, did you hear about that girl that drank 20 red bulls a day?
Jeff: yeah, she just wanted her Facebook Fifteen
Jeff: yeah, she just wanted her Facebook Fifteen
by Dirk Pitt June 27, 2017
Get the Facebook Fifteenmug.