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by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020
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Tissue for your Missue

When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!

Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
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fend-for-yourself-night

A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.
Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."
by Gleasonator January 26, 2012
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speak for yourself

Used to tell someone that an opinion they have expressed is not shared by oneself.
Guy 1: "It's normal for someone to feel nervous on the day."
Guy 2: "Speak for yourself... i'm not."
by SolCalibre June 14, 2018
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cup of coffee for your head

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.
by snacc bacc August 13, 2020
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text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.
“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”
by A person yo June 1, 2019
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flexing for your homie

Flexing for your homie: An unnecessary flex for your homie about his dough,cheddar, gravy, guap or any of the like when said person doesn’t have shit
Guy 1: My friend has $30,000 in the bank he probably makes alot of money.
Guy 2: Why’re you flexing for your homie like that, what about you, that’s hella random!

Guy 1: whatever man..
by Itsyourguykev May 3, 2021
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