Amy evers

Amy is a nice tall girl that loves food. she doesn't mind to become fat cus eating is just her adiction. amy evers is also quite handsome but is still a virgin. so if you end up in a realation with her please note that she always goes sixty nine if you know what that mean. amy also does wel in school aldo deep inside everyone knows she will eventualy grow up to become a drug adict cus she messed up her live. but even with al that amy evers will still always love her family.................. aslong as you don't mes with her drugs ofcorse

do you wan't to go schopping with me Amy Evers

by Rensje March 2, 2019

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The littiest story ever

once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.

This is the littiest story every. It’s about Coachella

by Timmy thin March 8, 2019

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The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

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evers

A family that is defined by their kind-hearted nature and loving attitude. Knowing an Evers is knowing an honest and humble person. Loyalty and inner grace.

Have you seen Miss Evers?
Yes she is out there helping those in need.
Always doing what she can, I guess

Miss Evers, I am pleased to accept you at oxford college for medicine
Great, I will learn how to save lives

by I'm always one step ahead ! June 20, 2019

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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

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