Ethan

The most adorable person in the world <3

Oh he's such an Ethan

by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.

Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying

by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3

Eww, its ETHAN.

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

Ethan

The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.

Ethan...ohhh that hottie yeah he's the sexiest man to live on the Earth.

by Dash.J April 10, 2019