A stupid ass person who has a small dick and will do anything for what he wants. If he gets a bf/gf after having sex with that person he will leave them and find a new person. He is very mean and sensitive and he is also a sociopath.
If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
Dylan is a pain in the ass
by Stars rock November 19, 2017

Tall, skinny, white brunette boy, makes the most retarded jokes, when you talk to a Dylan ur probably gonna lose brain cells funny… or annoying, he the class clown
by Bedzdy July 24, 2021

by Memelover101 April 4, 2019

Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

An amazing guy, who has the tendency to be a huge dick sometimes. He can be annoying, insensitive, and rude but at the end of the day you still love him because he's like a puppy. Overall a super sweet, romantic, caring guy who'd give you cuddles any time anywhere. Usually great kissers and give the best hugs. If you find a Dylan, you better keep him
Person1: Omg! Jessica and Dylan are goals af!!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
by XxbandsforlifexX August 11, 2016
