Dry Wank

To clean the pipes of ones pink oboe with no jazz score to hand.

I had a painfukl dry wank last week when the interent went down for a day; Rubbed my cock raw.

by Scurlage July 27, 2020

Dry bobby

Instead of the famous act of sticking your saliva covered finger in someone's ear known as the wet willy, you stick your dry cock up a girl's asshole causing trama.

That hoe got a dry bobby last night. Bet

by Jfeet October 20, 2019

dry-ragged

When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol

Long week. Shit got me dry-ragged

by Joey1605 December 5, 2017

piece dry

Originates in northampton, england. Variation of the term dry

'smoking in an alley.... PIECE DRY!'
'you havn't any money... PIECE DRY!'

by aros2k May 4, 2005

dry thursday

noun
the thursday before payday.

I planned a date for tonight totally forgetting it was my dry thursday!

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

dry shade

When a person tries to throw shade at another person, but it's irrelevant and nobody cares

Johnny: "Did you see the girl that just walked past wearing socks with her birkenstocks?"

Trevor: "uhh who even cares she's irrelevant to us stop trying to throw dry shade"

by Shelly the Snail April 22, 2018